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<modified>2007-06-07T18:52:20Z</modified>
<tagline>is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? 

no, but i do it anyway because it&apos;s sterile and i like the taste.</tagline>
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<entry>
<title>be right back...</title>
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<modified>2007-06-07T18:52:20Z</modified>
<issued>2007-06-07T18:47:31Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.267</id>
<created>2007-06-07T18:47:31Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">the jew&apos;s new wordpress template is so awesome it has inspired me to change my MT template. i&apos;ll be tinkering with it now. see you on the flipside....</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>weblog</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>the <a href="http://mrhaironline.com">jew's</a> new wordpress template is so awesome it has inspired me to change my MT template. i'll be tinkering with it now. see you on the flipside.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>you&apos;ll like water a little less when...</title>
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<modified>2007-06-06T14:56:04Z</modified>
<issued>2007-06-06T14:46:49Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.266</id>
<created>2007-06-06T14:46:49Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> ...you&apos;re living in a canoe. i believe those were justin&apos;s words. there&apos;s something so right about them too. it sucks that ol&apos; g-dub and his staff don&apos;t agree. srsly, why not give it a shot and see what happens...</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>weblog</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img style="float: right;" src="http://www.mrhaironline.com/mv6/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/conandance.gif" /><br />
...you're living in a canoe.</p>

<p>i believe those were justin's words. there's something so right about them too. it sucks that ol' g-dub and his staff don't agree. srsly, why not give it a shot and see what happens by 2050?<br />
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6725801.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6725801.stm</a></p>

<p></p>

<p>the clip on the right has nothing to do with canoes or global warming, i just love it a lot. find me the full episode where conan and andrew wk do this dance and i'll give you something nice....real nice.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>now that i&apos;m a part i can officially rip on it...</title>
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<modified>2007-06-06T14:26:12Z</modified>
<issued>2007-06-06T14:12:50Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.265</id>
<created>2007-06-06T14:12:50Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">thanks steve nelson......</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>geek</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>thanks steve nelson...<br />
<embed src="http://www.veoh.com/videodetails2.swf?permalinkId=v29780329CMQScx&id=anonymous&player=videodetailsembedded&videoAutoPlay=0" allowFullScreen="true" width="540" height="438" bgcolor="#000000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br/></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>london....wtf?</title>
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<modified>2007-06-04T19:11:38Z</modified>
<issued>2007-06-04T19:04:39Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.264</id>
<created>2007-06-04T19:04:39Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">what the hell are you thinking? THAT is the new logo?? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A23431826...</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>what the hell are you thinking? THAT is the new logo??<br />
<img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43005000/gif/_43005619_london_new_pink_203.gif" /><br />
<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A23431826">http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A23431826</a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>ping pong match</title>
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<modified>2007-05-22T17:07:39Z</modified>
<issued>2007-05-22T17:06:20Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.263</id>
<created>2007-05-22T17:06:20Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">here&apos;s a clip of justin and me in our china suits:...</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>geek</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>here's a clip of justin and me in our china suits:<br />
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qGtZ7ul4jRY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qGtZ7ul4jRY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>kinetic scultpures</title>
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<modified>2007-05-16T14:51:33Z</modified>
<issued>2007-05-16T14:32:35Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.262</id>
<created>2007-05-16T14:32:35Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">have you too much time and intelligence on your hands? use it like this......</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>geek</dc:subject>
<content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/blog/">
<![CDATA[<p>have you too much time and intelligence on your hands? <a href="http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/archives/2007/05/kinetic_scultpu.php#more">use it like this...</a></p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.glumbert.com/media/kineticsculpture"><iframe src ="http://www.glumbert.com/media/flash/player.swf?file=kineticsculpture" width="640" height="480" scrolling="no"><br />
</iframe></a></p>]]>
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<entry>
<title>bruce willis is still the man</title>
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<modified>2007-05-16T14:17:49Z</modified>
<issued>2007-05-16T14:16:56Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.261</id>
<created>2007-05-16T14:16:56Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/05/13/bruce-willis-tells-hollywood-t/...</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>weblog</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/05/13/bruce-willis-tells-hollywood-t/">http://www.floppingaces.net/2007/05/13/bruce-willis-tells-hollywood-t/</a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>boycott best buy!</title>
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<modified>2007-05-11T14:23:10Z</modified>
<issued>2007-05-11T14:10:57Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.260</id>
<created>2007-05-11T14:10:57Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">i was reminded again why i hate best buy this week. i had some gift cards to use up so i decided to stop by there and pick up a cable as well as some other things. the cable i...</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>geek</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img style="float: right;" src="http://adam.theficus.com/gfx/cats/Fuck%20You.png" />i was reminded again why i hate best buy this week. i had some gift cards to use up so i decided to stop by there and pick up a cable as well as some other things. the cable i grabbed was marked as $20 on the shelf - i thought, "wow, maybe they're not jacking up their prices anymore. i'm impressed!" WRONG!! the item rang up as $60 at the checkout. $60....a freakin' cable....omg wtf lol rofl bbq FUBB! i never make a stink about anything in the store, but i did this time. i busted out laughing at the cash register and asked if the cashier was serious. she confirmed the price so i laughed more and asked her to set the cable aside.</p>

<p>seriously! this store is freakin' ridiculous. also of note, it's one of the few stores i can actually get prompt service, yet i don't want it. i've rarely talked to a calm, knowledgeable, patient, or respectful employee at the store. they always load you full of crap trying to make you buy their product. and what for? they don't make any commission! sure, i suppose each department manager gets a nice check or vacation when his/her reps sell more than any other department, but they have to threaten their employees with poor hours or lure them with incentives in order to make their goals. i HATE being approached in this store.</p>

<p>so, this is my rant: don't be a jackhole, boycott best buy. here's just one example why:<br />
<a href="http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7750034&st=hdmi+dvi&type=product&id=1140394359520">http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7750034&st=hdmi+dvi&type=product&id=1140394359520</a><br />
<a href="http://www.monoprice.com/products/product.asp?c_id=102&cp_id=10231&cs_id=1023102&p_id=2218&seq=1&format=2&style=">http://www.monoprice.com/products/product.asp?c_id=102&cp_id=10231&cs_id=1023102&p_id=2218&seq=1&format=2&style=</a><br />
(monoprice ftw!)</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>happy freakin&apos; b-day, mrhair!</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/archives/2007/05/happy_freakin_b_3.php" />
<modified>2007-05-08T15:26:20Z</modified>
<issued>2007-05-08T15:24:08Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.259</id>
<created>2007-05-08T15:24:08Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">happy b-day, buddy!...</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>friends</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>happy b-day, buddy!</p>

<p><img src="http://aaron.2netwits.com/photolab/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=7280&g2_serialNumber=2" /></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>ebay feedback</title>
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<modified>2007-04-27T15:04:02Z</modified>
<issued>2007-04-27T14:59:58Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.258</id>
<created>2007-04-27T14:59:58Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">as linked from dave barry&apos;s blog, check out the ridiculous feedback this ebayer leaves: http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&amp;memberid=tryork5ifp&amp;items=-1&amp;item=-1&amp;de=off here are a few of my favs: &quot;CONFUSED— the ouija board says I should poison my wife, the 8-BALL says to wait.&quot; &quot;Tuna arrived safe...</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>geek</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>as linked from <a href="http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2007/04/ebay_member_of_.html">dave barry's blog</a>, check out the ridiculous feedback this ebayer leaves:<br />
<a href="http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberid=tryork5ifp&items=-1&item=-1&de=off">http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberid=tryork5ifp&items=-1&item=-1&de=off</a></p>

<p>here are a few of my favs:<br />
"CONFUSED— the ouija board says I should poison my wife, the 8-BALL says to wait."<br />
"Tuna arrived safe & lives in my pool. I feed it tuna fish sandwiches for irony."<br />
"COOL! the autographed Saddam Hussein wood-chipper arrived safely!"</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>too lazy to blog</title>
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<modified>2007-04-26T04:11:03Z</modified>
<issued>2007-04-26T04:10:22Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.257</id>
<created>2007-04-26T04:10:22Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>geek</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.carloneworld.it/images/4_Humor/Jpg/lazy-cat.jpg" /></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>new pics are up</title>
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<modified>2007-04-18T03:49:34Z</modified>
<issued>2007-04-18T03:34:25Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.256</id>
<created>2007-04-18T03:34:25Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">there are many new pics in my gallery as of tonight. here are a few of my favs: heckerlan 1: shawn gets a surprise....ben enjoys it too. heckerlan 1: the damn jambers are horrified by the names we use in...</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>weblog</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>there are many new pics in my <a href="http://aaron.2netwits.com/photolab/gallery2/main.php?g2_highlightId=14">gallery </a>as of tonight. here are a few of my favs:</p>

<p>heckerlan 1: shawn gets a surprise....ben enjoys it too.<br />
<img src="http://aaron.2netwits.com/photolab/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=19911&g2_serialNumber=1" /></p>

<p><br />
heckerlan 1: the damn jambers are horrified by the names we use in MOH....well, at least jon-o is horrified; amber thinks they sound "hot."<br />
<img src="http://aaron.2netwits.com/photolab/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=19869&g2_serialNumber=1" /></p>

<p><br />
heckerlan 1: gerg uses a 50-foot ethernet cable to reach the network switch which is inches from his computer. and that's why we call him gerg.<br />
<img src="http://aaron.2netwits.com/photolab/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=19841&g2_serialNumber=1" /></p>

<p><br />
roadhouse visit: avery's skill is demonstrated by this extended mantis round house...<br />
<img src="http://aaron.2netwits.com/photolab/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20016&g2_serialNumber=1" /><br />
...hecker counters with the hidden bow lotus side kick:<br />
<img src="http://aaron.2netwits.com/photolab/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20019&g2_serialNumber=1" /></p>

<p><br />
roadhouse visit: mimi gets the love she never wanted, yet is slightly intrigued.<br />
<img src="http://aaron.2netwits.com/photolab/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20067&g2_serialNumber=1" /></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>sloppy clock?</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/archives/2007/04/sloppy_clock.php" />
<modified>2007-04-10T18:57:33Z</modified>
<issued>2007-04-10T18:51:53Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.255</id>
<created>2007-04-10T18:51:53Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">hopefully you didn&apos;t misread the title - i&apos;m asking you if your clock is sloppy. is it off by a couple minutes here and there? wanna speed up the interval at which it syncs up to your favorite ntp server?...</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>geek</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img style="float: right;" src="http://www.impexol.cn/Files/UpFiles/Home%20Supplies/Clocks/Grandfather%20Clock.jpg" />hopefully you didn't misread the title - i'm asking you if your clock is sloppy. is it off by a couple minutes here and there? wanna speed up the interval at which it syncs up to your favorite ntp server? regedit the shit out of it!!<br />
 1. HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\ControlSet001\Services \W32Time\TimeProviders\NtpClient<br />
2. Select "SpecialPollInterval"<br />
3. Change decimal value from 604800 to a different value in seconds. i.e.: 172800 (2 Days) or 86400 (1 Day) and so on.</p>

<p>in related news, i tried updating mine at work with the windows time server - it failed.... twice. i then tried the nist.gov server... failure.... twice. what the hell, i'll try apple - instant success. some stuff in this world is just <a href="http://law.marquette.edu/cgi-bin/site.pl?10905&userID=761">messed up</a>.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>google tisp</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/archives/2007/04/google_tisp_1.php" />
<modified>2007-04-02T14:22:52Z</modified>
<issued>2007-04-02T13:59:57Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.254</id>
<created>2007-04-02T13:59:57Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">good work, google, on another hilarious april fool&apos;s joke. http://www.google.com/tisp/...</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>geek</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>good work, google, on another hilarious april fool's joke.<br />
<a href="http://www.google.com/tisp/">http://www.google.com/tisp/</a></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>grand central</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/archives/2007/03/grand_central.php" />
<modified>2007-03-19T17:51:40Z</modified>
<issued>2007-03-19T17:48:19Z</issued>
<id>tag:aaron.2netwits.com,2007:/mt/blog//1.253</id>
<created>2007-03-19T17:48:19Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> so check this out, dax turned me onto this new service called Grand Central. what it does is aggregates all of your telephone numbers into one. by doing so, you can hand out just one number to anyone and...</summary>
<author>
<name>lilsprout82</name>
<url>http://aaron.2netwits.com/mt/</url>
<email>aaronhecker@gmail.com</email>
</author>
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so check this out, dax turned me onto this new service called <a href="http://grandcentral.com/">Grand Central</a>. what it does is aggregates all of your telephone numbers into one. by doing so, you can hand out just one number to anyone and when they call it, all your numbers will ring. once you pick up the phone, of course, the other numbers stop and you are connected. the normal services like caller ID and call waiting still work fine. </p>

<p>there are many other features that i have yet to try out, including aggregated voicemail services, custom greetings, live voicemail listening, etc. oh yeah, and it's free!</p>

<p>i'd suggest you check it out!! <br />
<a href="http://grandcentral.com/">http://grandcentral.com/</a></p>]]>

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